Head of census Andrea Salad "counting people is a right headache and basically depressing, they just never keep still. We'll now just focus on the nations biscuit eating habits. Lets be fair as civil servants we've all been taking the biscuit for ages so now why not get paid for it?"
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Office for National Statistics downsizing to just Office for National Biscuits
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