"Every little helps!" (Said in the most condescending way possible)
City give response to Tesco announcement of lower than expected profits
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now the question is how the figures for little turned out. Interresting thet the fines range was up fdouble digits. Is that the bankers shopping in Tesco now?
Can you try a bit harder, please? This would be a half-smile-raising Facebook status update, but it's just not enough for a site that's supposed to be for people who are already half-good at writing funny news stories.
I genuinely wish you well, but maybe try posting your subs on Facebook first, and if your friends all laugh at them, then try them here.
It would be a real shame for the few excellent submissions here to be drowned by people half-heartedly trying stuff out without really thinking about it, so please take the editor's advice and leave your stuff to ferment for a few days before posting just the very best.
All the best to you, sir.
I use this site to read funny subs and try to submit things that may amuse. Obviously you have a lovely big stick to beat people up with, and I would try and be intelligent and respond accordingly... but seeing as I don't have you as a friend on facebook, why don't you just keep your fucking opinions to yourself... much the same advice as you gave me.
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