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4ty2
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In a speech at Calgary she stated :
We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn’t that ironic?
Whilst all people fuss about her admission that her parents went to Canada to receive public healthcare the real problem lies in her admission that as a consequence she now has developped a way of ironic thinking.
someone else
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Can you try a bit harder, please? This would be a half-smile-raising Facebook status update, but it's just not enough for a site that's supposed to be for people who are already half-good at writing funny news stories.
I genuinely wish you well, but maybe try posting your subs on Facebook first, and if your friends all laugh at them, then try them here.
It would be a real shame for the few excellent submissions here to be drowned by people half-heartedly trying stuff out without really thinking about it, so please take the editor's advice and leave your stuff to ferment for a few days before posting just the very best.
All the best to you, sir.
4ty2
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I hoped someone else might pick it up as I have no facebook friends - do not do facebook. Perhaps somone else could also develop the hole in one story to a front page note as it really shows how nice that can work. Imagine Sara& Bush to visit. Whilst they would never agree to abandon guns perhaps they could agree on a bullet tax pay for the treatment of victims of gun crime.
Best thing would be a fermenter room only open to contributors and not to the public. That might free up the writing as you do not have to worry about floaters and can mature the stuff to our hears content.
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