...to prevent viewers to Countryfile from being blinded.
Opticians come up with a device that auto-detects Julia Bradbury's smile..
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Now you are touching on something close to the heart.
Can you try a bit harder, please? This would be a half-smile-raising Facebook status update, but it's just not enough for a site that's supposed to be for people who are already half-good at writing funny news stories.
I genuinely wish you well, but maybe try posting your subs on Facebook first, and if your friends all laugh at them, then try them here.
It would be a real shame for the few excellent submissions here to be drowned by people half-heartedly trying stuff out without really thinking about it, so please take the editor's advice and leave your stuff to ferment for a few days before posting just the very best.
All the best to you, sir.
Thanks.....sounds just like my early school reports....must try harder, could do better!
Dear Julia was filming near where I live last summer in her best walking outfit, and no one told me. I am distraught beyond description.
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