NewsBiscuit : Opticians come up with a device that auto-detects Julia Bradbury's smile..

Opticians come up with a device that auto-detects Julia Bradbury's smile..

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DiY

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...to prevent viewers to Countryfile from being blinded.

Posted 2 years ago #
Ostsee

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Now you are touching on something close to the heart.

Posted 2 years ago #
someone else

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Can you try a bit harder, please? This would be a half-smile-raising Facebook status update, but it's just not enough for a site that's supposed to be for people who are already half-good at writing funny news stories.

I genuinely wish you well, but maybe try posting your subs on Facebook first, and if your friends all laugh at them, then try them here.

It would be a real shame for the few excellent submissions here to be drowned by people half-heartedly trying stuff out without really thinking about it, so please take the editor's advice and leave your stuff to ferment for a few days before posting just the very best.

All the best to you, sir.

Posted 2 years ago #
DiY

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Thanks.....sounds just like my early school reports....must try harder, could do better!
:)

Posted 2 years ago #
Griffin

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Dear Julia was filming near where I live last summer in her best walking outfit, and no one told me. I am distraught beyond description.

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