Veteran broadcasters now in line to continue gibbering on about cricket indefinitely
BBC accepts ruling and apologises to itself
Tribunal shares BBC obsession with bloody cricket
Corporation is cleared of something or other
The BBC was last night accused of ‘social engineering’ for not sacking itself for being too, too old.
In a landmark ruling, a tribunal declared that senior executives were oblivious to anything other than cricket when they decided not to axe Aunty BBC at the age of 89
Aunty BBC, now 89, did I mention that, Dearie? had been told to be ‘careful about those Wuperts’ lest she were replaced by Wupert Toadcasting Inc from the Blighted States of Wupertomica