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Will someone please snuff out Greg Various?

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Started 2 years ago by rikkor
Latest reply from Lars Torders

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rikkor

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He has not done sufficient time here to attempt to make us all feel guilty about the floods in Australia. As one of the most annoyong NB-ers ever, I can state with assurance that he has gone beyond the limits of my endurance. (Ooh. That last bit kinda rhymes. Vy. latter day G&S.)

Posted 2 years ago #
4ty2

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now you've done it.If something happens to him it was your snuff hair. Looks like snuff out inspires Aunt Google to suggest a vampire weekend downloadable from iTune. Perhaps they now about the latest product to make the experience more surreal - the iSniff

Posted 2 years ago #
StoopyDeGunt

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Rikkor,

How long do you have to do time before you get to be in charge of the guilt?

I thought you'd be happy with your cushy job in the library.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Gosh Stoopy, good question. I think at least 2 years hard NB time before you start trying to guilt people out about flooding in Brisbane.

Posted 2 years ago #
greg various

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No chance Rickets. I'd have to guilt people out about hell freezing over before I spend 2 years on this site.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Okay. When I find you trying to dunk my pigtails in the inkwell at school, I'll know it's because you are trying to cover up how sweet you are on me.

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greg various

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Oh, you're a girlie.That explains a lot. In that case it'll be Ricketsa then. See you in class. I can't be too fussy since my nose dropped off from the leprosy.

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Lars Torders

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Rikkor is a comic genius. Now THAT is satire.

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