Research findings by scientists at the University of Manchester have revealed that sex-addicted men are 'wholly responsible for the continued survival of mankind'. The findings, revealed today in 'Nature', will shake to the core legions of psychotherapists, hypnotists and other purveyors of woo and mumbo-jumbo.
Feminists everywhere were stunned by the news. 'We didn't realise they were doing it for the species - we thought they just wanted to bone us,' said one man-hating, boot-wearing woman from Croydon.
Men throughout the country were rejoicing at the news that their constant pursuit of sex, which had previously been labelled 'obsessive and worrying' by beard-stroking therapists and intellectuals, was in fact healthy, normal and entirely necessary for mankind's survival.
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