Gordon Brown, as Jack Regan, scowls moodily dwon from at a bedroom doorframe that he's just kicked in. He's standing menacingly over a four poster bed containing a half naked Tony Blair, who cowers under the duvet with his dolly bird Cherie.
There are bags of cash all round the room, with many a money-bag dripping in blood.
The caption says "Oi, Blair, get your trousers on, your nicked."
"This is what the British public want to see from Gordon Brown," said a pollster.