A pot was today accused of racism and barred from the International Cooking Equipment Community for calling the kettle 'coloured'. "The fact is, it IS is a coloured kettle, painted all the colours of the rainbow by native tribal children in the furthest reaches of the Congo," said a local activist for the preservation of ancient ceramic saucepans. However, a US episcopalian presbyterian from Texas complained it has 'taken the world back 30 years to the days of extreme racism, where men and women were burned to death just for the colour of their skin. Black people have fought for the right to be called 'black', and I don't see how it's different for kettles,' said the obese white busybody. The pot was too stoned to comment.
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Pot accused of racism for calling kettle 'coloured'.
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