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   Oxbridge
   

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   ...the second Worcestershire/Herefordshire coven meeting in the Feathers, Ledbury, this Wednesday 7 April from 7.30. If you're in the area, please come along for an evening of alcohol-free drinking and good natured one-upmanship. Cheers.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Sounded like fun until you said that the one-upmanship was good natured. Only interested in bad natured competitiveness.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   MADJEZ
   

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   .. and alcohol !

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Not after the Friday I had!

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   cazzbar
   

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   Is alcohol-free the same as free-alcohol? I'm guessing not

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   sauce
   

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   Hah! Should be a super evening, dahlings.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   jp1885
   

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   I shall be there - sober as a judge but probably still whacked out on Easter eggs.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Oxbridge
   

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   I on the other hand can walk home and will therefore be free to get ratted.

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   sauce
   

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   They're gorgeous lads.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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    jp1885
    

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    A cracking time was had by all!

    The proceedings started off rather quietly, until one of the locals accosted Oxy with ''ere, aren't you that brainy feller from that there Matermoind?' A crowd gathered, and soon we were entertaining these simple country folk with our Newsbiscuit contributions.

    Having run out of amusing articles, we turned to the chat room. Spellbound, they listened to our tales of puffin twatting and squirrel molestation. Sadly however, the crowd's allegiance soon began to split between Rikkor and Caroline Quentin.

    A fight erupted and chaos reigned. Oxy and I chivalrously protected the fragile flower that is Sauce by cowering under the table whilst she, a broken bottle in each hand, roared 'come on then ya bastards, who wants some?' before lashing out at anyone unwise enough to stray within stabbing distance.

    (Rikkor fans will be sad to learn that the Quentin faction gained the upper hand following the arrival of some Men Behaving Badly fans from nearby Much Marcle.)

    As the riot police arrived, the Newsbiscuit trio made it's excuses and hastily left through a toilet window, sauntering, as casually as possible considering Sauce's deranged state of bloodlust, to our cars with the promise that we really must do it again soon.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    Well worth missing the Great Satan being knocked out of Europe for.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    sauce
    

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    Glad you thought so, Oxy. Finding the West Midlands badger-fisting team in the same bar at the same time was a charmingly quaint coincidence. Though I must say they had a yokels' disgust at the mention of squirrel-licking - "Poncy city passtime for Quentins," I think I overheard, before it all kicked off. There must be an illegal puffin farm around here, too, judging by the Feathers Pub sign.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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