Jeff Ogilvy, Head of Mildly Patronising Safety Advice at RoSPA, voices his concerns. “A woman, no matter how skimpily dressed, should ask for a plumber’s ID before letting him through the door. Only if the plumber has Gas Safe accreditation will the work come with an unconditional 12 month guarantee, parts and labour. Even if the plumber fails to complete the job - and in most porn films he tends to get distracted even before’s he’s got his tool-bag open - this will send out a powerful health & safety message. I’m no prude, and what a man does in the privacy of his own home, with a porn film, a punnet of soft fruit, some cheese wire, and maybe some kind of elaborate pulley device, is nobody’s business but his... but only a fool neglects to get his boiler serviced”...
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