I just got a call from Hollywood. They want to make my sub into a film. They’re going to change the location, from rural Cumbria to LA, and it looks like Nicholas Cage will be taking the lead, rather than my choice, which was Peter Sallis. Shame... it was soooooooo funny...
Another sub pulled when Hollywood came calling...
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Did you get more than a million squid ?
nah, he got a poorly octopus!
err, i mean sick squid
hohohohohohohoho, god bless xmas crackers!
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