An Aborigine witch doctor hired by the Australian Cricket Federation to perform a rain dance over the SCG has admitted it looks as though he may have got it completely wrong.
Although the Aborigine never doubted his ability to conjure up devastating biblical sized rain storms or catastrophic monsoon weather conditions he did however admit to having difficulty finding his way to the shops.
At first the witch doctor tried to blame the deluge he had conjured up over the SCG on a dodgy sat-nav he had received from his nephew at Christmas but this was ruled out when his car was later seen outside the only off-licence that was not yet underwater in the whole of Queensland.
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard admitted Rockhampton was a complete disaster area ‘and now on top of that they have the floods to contend with too’.
Gillard was born in Barry, South Glamorgan so should know what she’s on about agreed reporters.
‘An area the size of Queensland is now underwater’ said the newly elected PM looking out over Queensland which was now underwater.
But most Poms said they couldn’t give a Castlemaine **** about the floods and continued to do the ‘conga’ around the SCG
Graham ‘Suwanee River’ Swann (sic...not arf) was still doing ’The Sprinkler’ dance, almost 5 days on from England retaining the Ashes and has called for more salt to be flown out to New South Wales so that the England squad can carry on where they left off, rubbing it as deep as they can in Aussie wounds .
Most observers think Former Aussie Prime Minister Kevin Rudd....although not actually a fish....would have handled things better.
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‘I was always shit at geography’ admits Aborigine witch doctor
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