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Flu sufferers told 'Keep Away'

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mr blue

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Flu sufferers are being asked not to visit their doctor in order to not make the government’s inadequate preparations look inadequate.
Norbert Wishfull, the spokesman for the Dept of Health said ‘We are currently at a level of 124 cases per 100 000. If it reaches 200 we officially have am epidemic and we have to actually do something. So we are asking people who feel a bit coughy, creaky or achy to stay at home, take Paracetamol and make sure their affairs are in order’.

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Griffin

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It is amazing that people do not mind dying of 'old' diseases but think the world has come to an end when they die of a 'new' disease.

Posted 3 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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Well, it is unfortunate to die of a disease which has been specially engineered for the cure, made available at great expense and large profit margins and expensively marketed. 5, anyway, for approaching the subject.

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