Colin Jefferson, a 38-year-old accounts clerk, has been given a fine of £500 and a conditional discharge at Swindon Magistrates Court for his conduct in a public toilet in the town's main shopping centre early last month. Jeffries, however, says that he plans to appeal.
'I had used this particular cubicle once before in October and noticed a sign on the door saying 'Please leave this toilet as you would expect to find it',' he told reporters. 'Unfortunately on that occasion I was unable to do so, but I decided to make sure that this mistake would not happen.'
On his return in December, Jefferson said in a statement, he therefore broke the seat with a sledgehammer, shat on the ceiling through a garden sprinkler and wrote his mobile phone number on the wall inviting people to call him for cock fun. It was through this that police traced him shortly afterwards.
'There really is no pleasing some people,' he added.
