Bristol Police today admitted that 'sporting a blue rinse' as a student did not necessarily make you a murderer, neither did having an affinity with 19th century poet Christian Rossetti, despite Rossetti's connection to incestuous sodomist and poet Lord Byron. "We urge Christina to come forward so we can re-arrest Jefferies on charges of necrophilia," they said.
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Police admit blue hair 'maketh a murderer not'.
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