Can I do everyone a favour by recommending a book that I was given for Christmas called University Challenged by Wendy Roby.
It is book full of geniune answers given in game shows over the years on TV and Radio that are just plain hilarious. The contestants have obviously lost the plot when answering the questions giving some unbelievably funny answers.
I warn you it's not for the faint hearted, i've had to put it down for fear of cardiac arrest after being reduced to a dangerous level of laughter.
One example is from the Steve Wright show a number of years ago which went:
Steve Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?
I add that I do not know Wendy Roby so I am not plugging her book for her benefit but only for the benefit of giving people on here a bloody good laugh. I am not kidding you when I say that the pages of this book are damp with my tears of laughter.