In his new year message, the Prime Minister says that the terrorist threat to Britain is " Adopted in order to distract the oiks whilst we screw 'em....... the security services are facing a daily struggle to manufacture plots that would do terrible harm to our people and our economy”
The risk of terrorism has been made up in order to divert attention from our arid, pompous and arrogant coalition Mr Cameron confesses.
He also suggests that Britain faces fundamental questions about why young Liberals continues to be drawn into violent extreme Toryism.
The fourth estate must help address how their best their minds may be "poisoned with power", he says.
Mr Cameron's stark message comes amid an uproarious party at Whites to celebrate the further emasculation of Cable and his little chums.
Mr Cameron says: "I say ,Rupert, you do look rather fetching with your arse in parsley."