"Chris Jefferies had blue hair as a student, which proves he is a killer," says leading forensic police hair colour expert. "Basically it all goes back to the Khmer Rouge in Thailand, who had red hair. Which is French for rouge. And Jefferies liked French literature. So there."
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Jeffries the killer as he once had blue hair
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Posted 10 years ago #
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They'll have to do his LitCrit course before they can analyse his writing. Let's see, Plod on meta-metaphors in Houlbecq, Philip Roth's recurring themes. Amicus briefs, etc.
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I hope they will be questioning Mr. Slocombe too!!
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lol lol
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It will all come out in the rinse.
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LOL.
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Truth be told, I thought it a rather more discerning shade of blue - between woad and indigo - than the bluebird happiness blue the white-shoe bowls crowd favours. Let's take another look at Dame Edna, pink, innit? Sometimes purple.
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hmmm...valid point. Call the detective in charge.
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'Spiritus intus alit' and all that. Tell you what, if he turns out NOT to be the Killer, you are gonna look like a right bunch of cunts,
C U N T S. Percy road pricks.Posted 10 years ago # -
WOW and I thought De scribe was a prick ,you seem to be going down the rong woad
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Hmmm. Got the CUNT gag. Not sure about Percy Road ?
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Hmmm. ihatecliftonkids, I'm just guessing mind, but it would seem to me that most of the humour on the subject here is about the fact that the Daily Mail et al are trying to fit him up as the killer because he looks a bit strange and is reportedly a Lib Dem.
BTW the link to your website doesn't work, which is disappointing when it's called yourmum.com.
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try yomomma.com
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