NewsBiscuit : To make porn films more realistic, ‘plumbers’ must now be CORGI-registered...

To make porn films more realistic, ‘plumbers’ must now be CORGI-registered...

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Doylem

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Posted 2 years ago #
Malcum eggs

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like the queen

Posted 2 years ago #
Bravenewmalden

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Sorry to put a spanner in the ointment, but CORGI accreditation was withdrawn last year. It's been replaced by something called 'Gas Safe'. I know, I know.

Posted 2 years ago #
Doylem

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Even worse, some of the 'plumbers' in porn films aren't real plumbers at all. Will the artiface never end?

Posted 2 years ago #
arthurminnit

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and some of them even have false moustasches! can you believe it?

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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How did you find that out ?

Posted 2 years ago #
Bravenewmalden

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*reads 'artiface'*

*looks at Doylem's avatar*

*sniggers*

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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Yep - like the basic premise.

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr.3374

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Does that mean the Queen's Corgi, currently servicing the central heating isn't qualified now?
Shit, better do it mesel then....

Posted 2 years ago #

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