“No-one wants the en masse recruitment of guys dressed in black, loyal to criminals, thugs or evil world domination types these days” admits Jo Clark, recruiter in chief “with the lack of big budget films, guys on the street want job security such as long bookings on Eastenders as Phil Mitchell’s evil henchman
It’s true we had a minor upturn with the Harry Potter series and the unions successfully negotiated the last film to be split into two to keep up income, but there is only so much you can do with a wand and a flash of green light
There is supposed to be a new Bond film next year but from what Ive heard its a spy-on-spy thing. Ive having to spend all my days placing my guys in temp roles as parking attendants, doctor's receptionists and shelf stackers in Tescos but none of those employers are remotely interested in the long range space laser operators nor the nuclear fusion scientists hell-bent on revenge
We had an enquiry from North Korea for a large contingent but Im not sure that they truly understand the concept of world domination, unlike the guys at Pinewood Studios"