The high priest of the Aerobic Church has condemned those who only attend services for one month a year, telling them that true believers should not just turn up around Xmas and expect blessing.
'It's always the same. We don't see people for months, but then they turn up in the festive season and expect a blessing,' said Michael Flanagan, one of the most influential figures in Britain's Aerobic church.
Many of those who have kept the faith all year round resent having to compete for gym parking spaces with the fickle followers, he said. The lapsed cardiacs, who suddenly become burn-again converts in the holiday season, pack out the gyms and force regular church goers out.
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