Here's to a nice peaceful Christmas, with love and joy and goodwill to humourous spoof news story writers of all faiths, persuasions and comedy preferences hereabouts.
I've planned a game of football later in no-man's land for any of the quarrelling factions to join in with, just as long as nobody sings 'Pipes of peace' while they're at it.
That'll keep the buggers busy while I have a kip after my Christmas dinner and prepare for the inevitable yule log.
Cheers all, merry Christmas and god* bless us, every one.
*not all gods are the same, no guarantee is offered for the omnipresence of your chosen deity, terms and conditions apply.