I shall forward to my former colleagues at a certain French cosmetics company renowned for having no sense of humour (well they are French). They might even steal your idea.
A little off-topic but great FP Neal !
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'just-blown glow' bllleeeeeuuuurrrggghhhh!
what are you trying to do to us Neal?!
Lovin' your work, Babs.If less enamoured of your coloured nasal hair.
Sorry, what's an "FP"? I'm only here for the bitching, whinging and small talk about shoulders.
If you want to talk about writing comedy, piss off to a comedy writing site, for god's sake!
Cheers folks, but mysteriously albino nasal hair is a very serious issue Vince, I just hope I helped raise awareness.
You're right Jez, a bit of a different type of FP, but when I came back after my self-imposed exile, I tried to get back in NB shape with an effort at what I think stunts christened as a bint-flap -- an anagram of the initials of ticker, news in brief, front page and left alert achieved in a single month -- and this sub was my LA attempt. That newest of categories still eludes me, but I'd not be so churlish as to complain...
And ahoy-hoy Marge, hope that intimate itching condition cleared up. Seeing as I haven't seen it featured in intricate detail in chat, I can only assume you're feeling minty fresh all over.
"Sorry, what's an "FP"? I'm only here for the bitching, whinging and small talk about shoulders.
If you want to talk about writing comedy, piss off to a comedy writing site, for god's sake! "
I presume this is, again, aimed at me. You don't think I contribute in other ways, then? I contribute to the writers' page. Not many of them are successful but I get a few on the ticker tape. Broken shoulders and manic depression are not 'small talk' but I think they are probably all food for humour too. Sorry if I have offended you, as well.
There is always NHS direct.....
I know Stan. I keep sending them stuff, but they never use it, the bastards.
Dare I ask what you're sending? And what you expect them to use it for?
Just the occasional thing I toss off in a reflective moment.
Well trust me, you need to be careful. You have no idea what that stuff is capable of.
Oh, and sperm could get someone pregnant too.
I'll be careful. Getting pregnant would wreak havoc with my figure.
It certainly wrecked Mr B's figure. During my pregnancy imposed alcohol exile, Mr B decided to consume my allowance too, resulting in him now having the fine figure of an 8 month pregnant lady, while I still have the flat, toned, six-pack I had pre-pregnancy.
My arse and thighs have never quite recovered though.
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