I shall forward to my former colleagues at a certain French cosmetics company renowned for having no sense of humour (well they are French). They might even steal your idea.
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A little off-topic but great FP Neal !
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Posted 3 years ago #
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'just-blown glow' bllleeeeeuuuurrrggghhhh!
what are you trying to do to us Neal?!
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Lovin' your work, Babs.If less enamoured of your coloured nasal hair.
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Sorry, what's an "FP"? I'm only here for the bitching, whinging and small talk about shoulders.
If you want to talk about writing comedy, piss off to a comedy writing site, for god's sake!
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Cheers folks, but mysteriously albino nasal hair is a very serious issue Vince, I just hope I helped raise awareness.
You're right Jez, a bit of a different type of FP, but when I came back after my self-imposed exile, I tried to get back in NB shape with an effort at what I think stunts christened as a bint-flap -- an anagram of the initials of ticker, news in brief, front page and left alert achieved in a single month -- and this sub was my LA attempt. That newest of categories still eludes me, but I'd not be so churlish as to complain...
And ahoy-hoy Marge, hope that intimate itching condition cleared up. Seeing as I haven't seen it featured in intricate detail in chat, I can only assume you're feeling minty fresh all over.
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Mr Westwell:
"Sorry, what's an "FP"? I'm only here for the bitching, whinging and small talk about shoulders.
If you want to talk about writing comedy, piss off to a comedy writing site, for god's sake! "
I presume this is, again, aimed at me. You don't think I contribute in other ways, then? I contribute to the writers' page. Not many of them are successful but I get a few on the ticker tape. Broken shoulders and manic depression are not 'small talk' but I think they are probably all food for humour too. Sorry if I have offended you, as well.
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There is always NHS direct.....
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I know Stan. I keep sending them stuff, but they never use it, the bastards.
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Dare I ask what you're sending? And what you expect them to use it for?
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Just the occasional thing I toss off in a reflective moment.
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Well trust me, you need to be careful. You have no idea what that stuff is capable of.
Oh, and sperm could get someone pregnant too.Posted 3 years ago # -
I'll be careful. Getting pregnant would wreak havoc with my figure.
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It certainly wrecked Mr B's figure. During my pregnancy imposed alcohol exile, Mr B decided to consume my allowance too, resulting in him now having the fine figure of an 8 month pregnant lady, while I still have the flat, toned, six-pack I had pre-pregnancy.
My arse and thighs have never quite recovered though.Posted 3 years ago #
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