As the conflict between the US and Wales enters its fifth day it seems a solution to the fallout is still a long way off.
Late last night talks between the waring factions broke down resulting in one of the delegates storming out of the chatroom.
In the latest conflict, the US was accused of using 'insensitive, bullying tactics intended to destabalise the forum' while the US in turn accused the Welsh of 'exaggerating the extent of injuries suffered during the conflict'
To make matters worse, the US has announced plans to build 1600 fast-food outlets in East Cardiff, a region considered by the international community to be occupied territory.
Withering attacks made by the US have so far been met with polite but firm resistance from the Taffbollah forces.
Peace negotiators are concerned that unless a settlement can be found a Barryman ruled Torchwood Strip could be the catalyst for the rise of another intaffada.
'You get those damn Pointyhat Heads to stop throwing melted cheese and toast at us - then we can talk' demanded one big Yanker
Hope you are both offended in equal measures
If you want to get involved in personal issues use the fucking PM facility not drag everybody else into it