Overused words "Chaos", "Cold-snap", "Untrustworthy" and "LibDem" have announced they are looking forward to a quiet Christmas break after a hectic couple of weeks, by spending the festive period at The Independent.
"They've been rushed off their font" said their spokesman, "hopefully come January the snow will have cleared and Ed Miliband will have arsed something up, which will give some new, up-and-coming words a chance to get a front page."