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Are there any scientists on here? If we each got a large mirror and directed .

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StoopyDeGunt

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all the sunlight at one person, could we make Piers Morgan spontaneously burst into flames?

The same principle works with a magnifying glass.

Are there any laws against this?

Please help. I've got this idea in my head, and it's become an obsession now.

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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This is exactly what I mean about the fact that you used to be funny. Piers Morgan? Come on!

Posted 3 years ago #
StoopyDeGunt

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Rikkor,

It wasn't meant to be a joke. This is a chat room.

It's fans like you I can do without. "Go on say something funny", all the bloody time.

Deranged fans like you remind me how similar some humans can be to dogs. They're either at your feet, or at your throat.

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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I'm not sure Morgan is a real, living, human being, Stoopy. I think he'd probably just vanish in a puff of smoke to reappear insome other guise next week.

Posted 3 years ago #
the coarse whisperer

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Apart from being, in a technical, legal sense, murder, then no there are no laws against it. Good luck with that.

Posted 3 years ago #
theumpire

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Would it not be arson?

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Arson about.

Posted 3 years ago #
MADJEZ

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An arse-on fire.

Posted 3 years ago #

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