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Started 3 years ago by AdrianJ
Latest reply from Zadok the second

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AdrianJ

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Could somebody please lick it for me?

Posted 3 years ago #
Mary Evans

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh shit - hope you're referring to your letter...

Posted 3 years ago #
AdrianJ

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Why of course I'm referring to the letter. Now it's just that sort of thinking that led to you getting in to your current condition, wasn't it?

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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Je chokes on small bones.

Posted 3 years ago #
Mary Evans

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Now Adrian, we need to have a little chat about the birds and the bees. When two grown-ups love each other very much, like Mr Mary and I do, sometimes they have a special cuddle that makes babies. Or get utterly shit-faced on Sauvignon, decide there's nothing on TV and forget that oral contraceptives only work if you take them. But it's a beautiful thing either way.

Posted 3 years ago #
AdrianJ

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Ha - that's where you're wrong! I'll never get caught out, because I never forget to take my oral contraceptives and don't drink Sauvignon. Good job Mrs. J and myself opted to stick with the leathally strong spirits.

Posted 3 years ago #
Des Custard

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You might like to try Leithily good food.

Posted 3 years ago #
Quaz

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Our cat can lick it's own so I suggest AdrianJ just apply himself a little more to the task in hand, and maybe have a rib or two removed to help. It'll pay dividends.

Posted 3 years ago #
Zadok the second

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I'd be very careful licking a letter-opener.

You don't get letter-openers anymore, do you?

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