Christian Zeal, publisher of Ethical Warfare magazine, has announced that Tony Blair will edit the January edition of the best selling monthly that celebrates justified genocide.
'It's a major coup,' quipped a spokesman for Zeal. 'As Tony might say, the name of the gaMe has changed. We've got the big guns blazing and we're going to slaughter the opposition. In a very real publishing sense.'
With God on his side, Blair could wipe the floor with his opponents and friends of the desktop general say he's looking forward to getting ankle deep in enemy blood, in a rivalry blessed by the one true deity that matters.
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'Yer know. I'm a pretty ruthless kinda guy,' Blair told assembled journalists at the pres launch.