You're dragging the place down.
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For f**ks sake people, stop posting this barrage of shite one-liners
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Posted 10 years ago #
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I think you need to expand on this...
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Please, please put this up on the ticker board. Surely the ticker of the century.
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Agreed. 5*.
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You're dragging the place down.
Impossible, surely?
Besides, mine is Shi'ite.
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[more soon]
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but whats rong ,with my 1-liner's?
Love Garry
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Some of them are gold
It can incense some people
Myrrh to come, I suspect.Posted 10 years ago # -
This one is gold. The irony of this one getting up on the ticker had me in stitches when I first read it, hence me begging to have it put up.
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Five
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Thanks Shirley
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Moylem I think he is referring to you as mine are 1.5 liners.
and to shite してin japanese is part of the verb to do する suru so carry on してing.Posted 10 years ago # -
You want to try Lake Oldbiscuit, mate, where all comedy is above average. Apparently.
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I just checked out Gerontiums subs and it is obviously a piss take ,they are even worse that Doylems.So back to knocking out those shite one liners ,de scrinbe.
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It's not the one-liners that are the problem, it's the awful two
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liners.
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Out of curiosity, ?what was the shortest sub ever?
0ne word? or twoPosted 10 years ago # -
H
Maybe you mean the shortest successful sub?
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what was the shortest sub ever?
Gary twat. Not very funny, but apparently mine don't need to be...
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@ sir Bon
yes, most succesful, perhaps one word, could be a long onePosted 10 years ago # -
I think this may be the shortest sub ever
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Very deep
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OK only Sunni ones from now on Gerry
The Sunni's got his hat on
hip hip hip hoorayPosted 10 years ago # -
I just posted my candidate for shortest ever sub(mission).
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Can we stop now please?
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5*
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What a surprise it didn't make it. That said it would of been a bit like turkeys voting for christmas.
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Fair point Malcum, my stuffs is shite too.
Let's face it, most of the stuff on here is shite these days - but then that's because most of it is yours.
You have posted 24 of the most tiresome pieces crap since I posted my last piece of tiresome crap.
You're not really doing the place any favours.
It's OK people, I didn't read them, just counted them
The cream can't rise to the top if you keep shoving your dick in the milk bottle.Posted 10 years ago # -
In fairness, a good one-liner is worth a million one liners spread over a million lines.
Should there be a ticker forum or something?
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To be fair a good one liner in totally the wrong context is even better.
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