You're dragging the place down.
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For f**ks sake people, stop posting this barrage of shite one-liners
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Posted 7 years ago #
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I think you need to expand on this...
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Please, please put this up on the ticker board. Surely the ticker of the century.
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Agreed. 5*.
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You're dragging the place down.
Impossible, surely?
Besides, mine is Shi'ite.
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[more soon]
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but whats rong ,with my 1-liner's?
Love Garry
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Some of them are gold
It can incense some people
Myrrh to come, I suspect.Posted 7 years ago # -
This one is gold. The irony of this one getting up on the ticker had me in stitches when I first read it, hence me begging to have it put up.
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Five
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Thanks Shirley
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Moylem I think he is referring to you as mine are 1.5 liners.
and to shite してin japanese is part of the verb to do する suru so carry on してing.Posted 7 years ago # -
You want to try Lake Oldbiscuit, mate, where all comedy is above average. Apparently.
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I just checked out Gerontiums subs and it is obviously a piss take ,they are even worse that Doylems.So back to knocking out those shite one liners ,de scrinbe.
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It's not the one-liners that are the problem, it's the awful two
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liners.
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Out of curiosity, ?what was the shortest sub ever?
0ne word? or twoPosted 7 years ago # -
H
Maybe you mean the shortest successful sub?
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what was the shortest sub ever?
Gary twat. Not very funny, but apparently mine don't need to be...
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@ sir Bon
yes, most succesful, perhaps one word, could be a long onePosted 7 years ago # -
I think this may be the shortest sub ever
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Very deep
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OK only Sunni ones from now on Gerry
The Sunni's got his hat on
hip hip hip hoorayPosted 7 years ago # -
I just posted my candidate for shortest ever sub(mission).
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Can we stop now please?
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5*
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What a surprise it didn't make it. That said it would of been a bit like turkeys voting for christmas.
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Fair point Malcum, my stuffs is shite too.
Let's face it, most of the stuff on here is shite these days - but then that's because most of it is yours.
You have posted 24 of the most tiresome pieces crap since I posted my last piece of tiresome crap.
You're not really doing the place any favours.
It's OK people, I didn't read them, just counted them
The cream can't rise to the top if you keep shoving your dick in the milk bottle.Posted 7 years ago # -
In fairness, a good one-liner is worth a million one liners spread over a million lines.
Should there be a ticker forum or something?
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To be fair a good one liner in totally the wrong context is even better.
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