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For f**ks sake people, stop posting this barrage of shite one-liners

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Started 9 years ago by Gerontius
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Gerontius

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You're dragging the place down.

Posted 9 years ago #
riesler

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I think you need to expand on this...

Posted 9 years ago #
Basil_B

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Please, please put this up on the ticker board. Surely the ticker of the century.

Posted 9 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Agreed. 5*.

Posted 9 years ago #
pinxit

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You're dragging the place down.

Impossible, surely?

Besides, mine is Shi'ite.

Posted 9 years ago #
bonjonelson

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[more soon]

Posted 9 years ago #
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but whats rong ,with my 1-liner's?

Love Garry

Posted 9 years ago #
IABP

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Some of them are gold
It can incense some people
Myrrh to come, I suspect.

Posted 9 years ago #
Basil_B

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This one is gold. The irony of this one getting up on the ticker had me in stitches when I first read it, hence me begging to have it put up.

Posted 9 years ago #
DiY

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Five

Posted 9 years ago #
IABP

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Thanks Shirley

Posted 9 years ago #
Malcum eggs

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Moylem I think he is referring to you as mine are 1.5 liners.
and to shite してin japanese is part of the verb to do する　suru so carry on してing.

Posted 9 years ago #
the coarse whisperer

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You want to try Lake Oldbiscuit, mate, where all comedy is above average. Apparently.

Posted 9 years ago #
Malcum eggs

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I just checked out Gerontiums subs and it is obviously a piss take ,they are even worse that Doylems.So back to knocking out those shite one liners ,de scrinbe.

Posted 9 years ago #
bonjonelson

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It's not the one-liners that are the problem, it's the awful two

Posted 9 years ago #
bonjonelson

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liners.

Posted 9 years ago #
Rowly

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Out of curiosity, ?what was the shortest sub ever?
0ne word? or two

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bonjonelson

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H

Maybe you mean the shortest successful sub?

Posted 9 years ago #
Doylem

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what was the shortest sub ever?

Gary twat. Not very funny, but apparently mine don't need to be...

Posted 9 years ago #
Rowly

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@ sir Bon
yes, most succesful, perhaps one word, could be a long one

Posted 9 years ago #
riesler

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I think this may be the shortest sub ever

Posted 9 years ago #
Rowly

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Very deep

Posted 9 years ago #
ramblesnake

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OK only Sunni ones from now on Gerry
The Sunni's got his hat on
hip hip hip hooray

Posted 9 years ago #
bonjonelson

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I just posted my candidate for shortest ever sub(mission).

Posted 9 years ago #
DiY

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Can we stop now please?

Posted 9 years ago #
victory V

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5*

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Basil_B

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What a surprise it didn't make it. That said it would of been a bit like turkeys voting for christmas.

Posted 9 years ago #
Gerontius

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Fair point Malcum, my stuffs is shite too.
Let's face it, most of the stuff on here is shite these days - but then that's because most of it is yours.
You have posted 24 of the most tiresome pieces crap since I posted my last piece of tiresome crap.
You're not really doing the place any favours.
It's OK people, I didn't read them, just counted them
The cream can't rise to the top if you keep shoving your dick in the milk bottle.

Posted 9 years ago #
gaijintendo

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In fairness, a good one-liner is worth a million one liners spread over a million lines.

Should there be a ticker forum or something?

Posted 9 years ago #
Basil_B

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To be fair a good one liner in totally the wrong context is even better.

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