David Cameron and Nick Clegg will today make a secret visit to a 'fertitlity unit' where the very first 'Test Tube Prime Minister' will be cloned and grown.
"It's very exciting," said both Clegg and Cameron simultaneously. "We have to go in a room with some magazines, and 'do it' into the same test tube, at the same time. Then, the contents of the tube will be mixed and whisked, a bit like a cake mix, and the 'sperm cake' will be put in the 'oven' - a female neutral or centre-right 'vessel' - probably a childless lesbian - where the first ever cloned Prime Minister will be raised, again, a bit like a cake."
But the project is controversial, and a split seems to be evolving in the coalition over the baby's name. Tories are going for Cameron Clegg, whereas Lib-Dems think it should be Clegg Cameron.
"We're going to wait to see if it's a boy or a girl," said the leaders. "It's so exciting! And of course, it's exciting for the future of our country too."
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