Timothy Meek, 32, of Tunbridge Wells is to become divine ruler of the Earth according to a celestial apparition who claimed to be fed up with the way the others had cocked it up of late. Mrs Meek, 29, said to reporters "That's nice, would you like a cup of tea?"
Meek to inherit Earth
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Bugger - I didn't think to go back that far. Maybe we should have an amnesty after a year?
Ha! I actually snorted my coffee when I read that! Nice pun :)
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