Two gifts to add to the list of shame, both from my older cousins.
(Quick back story - two older male cousins, 4 and 5 yrs older, who are brothers. Me, only child, and girl. Ergo, cousins decided that it was their role in life to torture me in a brotherly fashion, just so I wouldn't miss out on that vital part of childhood)
One year, they gave me a Dundee United scarf, signed by the team. I support Dundee FC.
Next year, they give me Duran Duran's 'Rio' album. About 18 months after I'd moved on to
U2 and Simple Minds.
They have also given me a variety of cruelly humorous birthday gifts. But my Therapist says I should move on and try to avoid talking about it again.