“The head of the reigning monarch has appeared on our postage stamps since the Penny Black of 1864”, said business secretary, Vince Cable, “and the royal family continues to be a very powerful brand”. However, the reform group, Republic, has other ideas. “This could be the right time to ring the changes”, said spokesman, Graham Smith. “The first class stamp could have a photo of a Big Mac on the front, and a tantalising taste of gherkin on the back. For the second class stamp, maybe a photo of James Corden’s fat fucking arse. It’s time to embrace the future”...
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