Caroline Quentin is to be paired with Robin Williams, and secured in a Carla Lane comedy, and buried deep at sea, says the environment agency.
The move comes in response to mounting public concern about blots on the landscape. 'With a bit of luck, we'll never see them again,' said one agent.
However, reports have emerged that one agent got too close to the critical mass of the Quentin-Williams mixture, and it's feared he may never smile again.
