Brian Andrews' suspicion grew after the recent purchase of a memory foam mattress and pillow. "The mattress was supposed to help me sleep but all the lumps and bumps were in all the wrong places. It wasnt until my wife and I had just had sex and I lay face down that I twigged. My old man lay in a chasm in the mattress. My hips were in the right place but there was a lot of free space where my knob should have lain. I rushed round to my neighbour, Bill who is from Jamaica and confronted him and he confessed it all
This divorce isnt just the ignominy, its also about the inadequacy"