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Started 2 years ago by shitsu_tonka
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shitsu_tonka

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That's the only explanation I can think of for this:

Bit long, worth a glance just for the kids names.

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr.3374

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Hero.
Tybalt.
Tv audience of millions?
It was on Sky......

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Perhaps it's my Working Class chip, but am I alone in thinking, "Pretentious little fuckers!"?

Seriously, there's parental pride and then there's this.
Personally, I'd shoot the little brats.

Posted 2 years ago #
ronseal

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I bet Hero and Tybalt never go south of the Thames

Or North of Watford

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I think they might be allowed to the Edinburgh Festival, but only as a networking opportunity.
South of France or Tuscany every summer to a lovely little place Mummy and Daddy bought as a shack and have turned into a fantastic hide-away.

Posted 2 years ago #
4ty2

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shouldn't it be little fockers? Apparently she had another femail article in 2006 talking about her lovers after having parted with her partner so assuming it is equally real there is probably no schack either.

Posted 2 years ago #
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Don't blame the poor little sods. They didn't choose their names or their stupid attention seeking mother. The comments say it all.

Is it just me or is 'Hero and Tybalt' an anagram of 'A batty old hen'. Except with the R missing.

Posted 2 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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I saw that Tybalt, amongst his many skills, makes mini bombs. I wonder if he was amongst those arrested today.

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