Assange is back in Wandsworth prison tonight after being arrested by accuser and CIA 'honey trap' Anna Ardon.
According to bail set out by the high court, Assange is set to report to his local police station at 6pm every day. Unfortunately, the recent extreme snow blizzards meant he couldn’t make the dangerous and difficult journey.
Police arrived to arrest him at 6.01, accompanied by CIA under covers operative Ardon (in a miniskirt).
I’m gutted, as I was sleeping at the time,said the wilileaks founder, referring to the fact that he was in fact, having sex.
Questioned recently on the matter of having sex with someone whilst they were sleeping, Assange replied.
It's silly really, but I’ve always been confused by the euphemism ‘to sleep with someone’.
Ardon said she didn't condome it.
