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Started 3 years ago by Scroat
Latest reply from The All New Jeni B

Scroat

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Happy birthday for tomorrow, I believe. Have a nice day, old fruit.

Posted 3 years ago #
ramblesnake

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Scroatum, are you slimy to the touch as well?

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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Scroat, thanks!

Posted 3 years ago #
riesler

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does that count as cyber-stalking?

Posted 3 years ago #
saltire

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Happy Birthday to a funny guy. Long may you continue to be a pain in the ass [bottom] to all and sundry. A friend....x

Posted 3 years ago #
riesler

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Many happy rectums

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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To quote Sally Field: "You like me, you really like me!" Even if you don't really, I appreciate it. I'll remember all your good wishes as I get sick drunk tomorrow. Or, I could start getting sick drunk right now, I guess.

Posted 3 years ago #
the coarse whisperer

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Happy birthday, bastard.

Posted 3 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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Bonne anniversaire! Nos voeux les plus sincères!

Posted 3 years ago #
malgor

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Almost late! New custom of wishing people happy birthday a day in advance nearly caught me out. Or is it already tomorrow 'over there'? Whatever.

Dear Erudite Transatlantic Cousin,

Best wishes for your birthday. Get drunk, get well, twenty years of schooling and watch your backside.

Love from uncle. xx

Posted 3 years ago #
StoopyDeGunt

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Happy Birthday Rikkor.

What happened? You used to be younger!

Posted 3 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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Happy Birthday Rikkor, you old misanthrope. Must be frustrating having a birthday this close for Christmas - somehow parents never manage to give presents to the same value as birthdays and Christmasses further apart.

Posted 3 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Many happy ones, you old curmudgeon. Long may your caustic barbs continue!

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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Al, I was actually induced labor, so my mother could be home for Xmas with my older brothers. Was supposed to be born on the 26th, which will give the clever reader the clue to my real first name. (See: Wenscelaus, King.) I weighed in around 10 lbs., so it was time anyway.

And no, my parents were always wonderful about my birthday, and every other day that lucre needed to be spread around.

Others: thanks for the happy thoughts, especially en Francais.

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Oops! Always the last to the party. Happy Birthday Rikkor, do enjoy having a different excuse to get rip-snortlingly drunk.

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Oops! Always the last to the party. Happy Birthday Rikkor, do enjoy having a different excuse to get rip-snortlingly drunk.

Posted 3 years ago #
shitsu_tonka

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Happy Birthday! Keep up the good work.

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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Jeni, thanks. I'm so smashed already that I am seeing double. Thanks, Shitsu. Nice "hope he dies soon" tag.

Posted 3 years ago #
Mary Evans

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There was me thinking that mankind's saviour was born on the 25th... Happy Birthday Rikkor - you're only as young as the man you feel.

Posted 3 years ago #
Malcum eggs

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It is my sons B,day tomorrow (19th)he will be 14
Mr Rik 10lbs is quite big for a baby ,how big are you now ?

my son was about 7lbs ,he is about 5ft 9"
Gomen ne .....happy b,day

Posted 3 years ago #
Mr.3374

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Found on b3ta just for you.....

Posted 3 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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Happy Yuletide, One and All.....

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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Malcum, I always say 6'4", but if I stand up straight, I can do 6'5". And yes, girls and guys, everything is proportional.

Posted 3 years ago #
Malcum eggs

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Then stand up straight man ,whats up with the youf of today .maybe dee scribe and moylem are interested in the proportions ,are you snowed in ? I heard the north was getting loadza snow.

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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No snow in Boss-town. People driving like idiots due to pre-Christmas panic state, though.

Posted 3 years ago #
shitsu_tonka

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I didn't do the "hope he dies soon" tag. I don't say stuff like that, it's bad karma. Not into curses. Curse words on the other hand...

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Curses? Fuck that!

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