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RIKKOR


(27 posts) (16 voices)
  • Started 10 years ago by Scroat
  • Latest reply from The All New Jeni B

Tags:

  • anal
  • anti-Semite
  • apple pie
  • aunty semite and uncle Adolf
  • britney spears
  • Creep
  • cretin
  • Due to birthday greetings my ass does not hurt.
  • Duke Togo
  • furious fisting
  • has no real friends
  • he used to be younger
  • hope he dies soon
  • Hope he dyes his hair soon
  • humourless bigot
  • mom
  • no job
  • plastic Paddy
  • Pope's bitch
  • retard
  • stop licking his balls
  • this one is last
  • You guys are ..nobody..now fuck off..
  • Zzzzzz
  1. Scroat

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    Happy birthday for tomorrow, I believe. Have a nice day, old fruit.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  2. ramblesnake

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    Scroatum, are you slimy to the touch as well?

    Posted 10 years ago #
  3. rikkor

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    Scroat, thanks!

    Posted 10 years ago #
  4. riesler

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    does that count as cyber-stalking?

    Posted 10 years ago #
  5. saltire

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    Happy Birthday to a funny guy. Long may you continue to be a pain in the ass [bottom] to all and sundry. A friend....x

    Posted 10 years ago #
  6. riesler

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    Many happy rectums

    Posted 10 years ago #
  7. rikkor

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    To quote Sally Field: "You like me, you really like me!" Even if you don't really, I appreciate it. I'll remember all your good wishes as I get sick drunk tomorrow. Or, I could start getting sick drunk right now, I guess.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  8. the coarse whisperer

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    Happy birthday, bastard.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  9. Hunter F. Thompson

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    Bonne anniversaire! Nos voeux les plus sincères!

    Posted 10 years ago #
  10. malgor

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    Almost late! New custom of wishing people happy birthday a day in advance nearly caught me out. Or is it already tomorrow 'over there'? Whatever.

    Dear Erudite Transatlantic Cousin,

    Best wishes for your birthday. Get drunk, get well, twenty years of schooling and watch your backside.

    Love from uncle. xx

    Posted 10 years ago #
  11. StoopyDeGunt

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    Happy Birthday Rikkor.

    What happened? You used to be younger!

    Posted 10 years ago #
  12. FormerlyAlOPecia

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    Happy Birthday Rikkor, you old misanthrope. Must be frustrating having a birthday this close for Christmas - somehow parents never manage to give presents to the same value as birthdays and Christmasses further apart.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  13. rickwestwell

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    Many happy ones, you old curmudgeon. Long may your caustic barbs continue!

    Posted 10 years ago #
  14. rikkor

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    Al, I was actually induced labor, so my mother could be home for Xmas with my older brothers. Was supposed to be born on the 26th, which will give the clever reader the clue to my real first name. (See: Wenscelaus, King.) I weighed in around 10 lbs., so it was time anyway.

    And no, my parents were always wonderful about my birthday, and every other day that lucre needed to be spread around.

    Others: thanks for the happy thoughts, especially en Francais.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  15. The All New Jeni B

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    Oops! Always the last to the party. Happy Birthday Rikkor, do enjoy having a different excuse to get rip-snortlingly drunk.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  16. The All New Jeni B

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    Oops! Always the last to the party. Happy Birthday Rikkor, do enjoy having a different excuse to get rip-snortlingly drunk.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  17. shitsu_tonka

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    Happy Birthday! Keep up the good work.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  18. rikkor

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    Jeni, thanks. I'm so smashed already that I am seeing double. Thanks, Shitsu. Nice "hope he dies soon" tag.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  19. Mary Evans

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    There was me thinking that mankind's saviour was born on the 25th... Happy Birthday Rikkor - you're only as young as the man you feel.

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  20. Malcum eggs

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    It is my sons B,day tomorrow (19th)he will be 14
    Mr Rik 10lbs is quite big for a baby ,how big are you now ?

    my son was about 7lbs ,he is about 5ft 9"
    Gomen ne .....happy b,day

    Posted 10 years ago #
  21. Mr.3374

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    Found on b3ta just for you.....

    Posted 10 years ago #
  22. FormerlyAlOPecia

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    Happy Yuletide, One and All.....

    Posted 10 years ago #
  23. rikkor

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    Malcum, I always say 6'4", but if I stand up straight, I can do 6'5". And yes, girls and guys, everything is proportional.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  24. Malcum eggs

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    Then stand up straight man ,whats up with the youf of today .maybe dee scribe and moylem are interested in the proportions ,are you snowed in ? I heard the north was getting loadza snow.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  25. rikkor

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    No snow in Boss-town. People driving like idiots due to pre-Christmas panic state, though.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  26. shitsu_tonka

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    I didn't do the "hope he dies soon" tag. I don't say stuff like that, it's bad karma. Not into curses. Curse words on the other hand...

    Posted 10 years ago #
  27. The All New Jeni B

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    Curses? Fuck that!

    Posted 10 years ago #

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