The mystery of the Woolly Mammoth seen roaming on Dartmoor was solved this afternoon when a police marksman succeeded in tranquilising the creature with a dart. On closer inspection the animal proved to be Anne Widdicombe, who had 'Just stepped out for a bottle of milk'.
Dartmoor Mammoth captured
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I love a bit of Widdy bating but I really think this is great idea that could go much further with the mammoth/weather angle, maybe that mammoths have been employed to clear roads or they're on their holidays in Britain. Great headline and idea, well worth some stars.
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