Julian Clary,Lord of the Mince star, is the latest celebrity to come out, after Ricky Martin-who hasn't had a girlfriend since time immemorial- sensationally came out as a homosexual.
"My sexual appetite has long been the subject of public interest and after wathing Ricky Martin come out at this point in his flagging career, and in time for his "great hits" album,was an incredibly brave thing to do",Mr.Clary said.
The organization "out",has had it's phone lines jammed since A-list Mincer Martin came out at the beginning of the week.Brian Fluff,the operations manager of the organisation said: "it has been a busy week with the amount of celebs coming out.To be frank we just can't keep them in.Even celebs who aren't gay having been coming out all over the place."
"The "Martin" effect has been enormous", said a spokesman for the British Government."We have been advised to temporarily set up a new organisation called "In",encouraging people to get back into the closet while we deal with genuine homsexuals.
"Whilst we appreciate these celebrities need to revive careers due to their waning star, and we appreciate that their Homosexuality is public business, we do need to temper the enthusiasm everyone has at this time for flouting their sexual preferences."
One celebrity-homosexual-Scientologist, who refused to be named said " first I am out and then I am forced back in.I just want to make my business other people's business and then tell them to mind their own business."
