Scientists and theologians have finally agreed that it was in fact God's wife, and not the great man himself who was responsible for the creation of all things.
The debate of generations has finally been pinned down thanks to the observation of a previously little understood law of physics; that nothing actually exists until a woman has pointed it out.
Extensive tests at Cambridge university have proved that such things as dirty cups, full ashtrays, floor-resident underwear and raised toilet seats don't exist in the physical world of men until a woman has drawn his attention to them.
It is also believed that a mysterious substance called 'dust' which accumulates on horizontal surfaces in residential properties across the globe, may be linked to the invisible 'dark matter' that has evaded detection by male scientists for so many years.
However scientists at Harvard are currently investigating a counter theory which suggests there may be elements within the fabric of 3 dimensional space which are as equally ethereal to female scientists. Research is beginning into the pan-dimensional properties of lawn mowers, hammer drills, breasts and football.
Meanwhile, a further revelation in the last few days has left the scientific world in turmoil, as a group of quantum physicists searching for the so called 'god' particle on the Large Hadron Collider were handed a pile of Higgs Boson's that a young female lab assistant had found neatly stacked up beside the chief scientist's page 3 desk calendar.