“Yes, it might be a white Christmas this year. But let’s get this thing into proportion: it just means that while you’re eating your turkey, and then spending the rest of the afternoon sprawled on the sofa in a drink-fuelled stupor, there’ll be some snow on the ground outside. Jesus Christ, will the excitement never end”...
“White Christmas likely”, says Met Office spokesman. “Whoopie-fuckin’-doo”...
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I bet you don't believe in Father Christmas, do you?
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