It is with great pleasure that I attached a copy of our Big Society opt-out form. I must apologise for the delay in publishing this form; an unfortunate result of misfiling at our top-secret underground ‘Big Society Ideas Centre' (BSIC).
The reason this form was misfiled is quite simple. When the Rt Hon David Cameron MP came into power, a secret quango was established to manage all his wonder ideas. All good ideas were labelled ‘AS’ (Absolutely Spiffing) and all bad ideas were labelled ‘BS’ (Bull S**t). Unfortunately the Big Society was also given the acronym BS and consequently ideas became muddled. No one, not even the Rt Hon David Cameron MP, could distinguish between Bull S**t and the Big Society.
We are still trying to resolve this confusion but, as I am sure you will agree by way of evidence from the attached, we are slowly making progress.
Miss Thai Tannick