One of the world's greatest rivalries looks set to be over after Mega Shark and Giant Octopus agreed to disagree.
The resolution was reached thanks to the mediation of Kofi Annan, who spent several hours in heated negotiations to try and end a feud that has wreaked havoc across the world.
A spokesperson for Mr Annan said: 'When it came down to it, these guys found that they actually have a lot in common.
'Although they have recognised that they will never agree on everything, they have agreed to end hostilities and get back to fighting the real evil in this world - Piers Morgan.
'I don't know what they're planning but put it this way: Mr Morgan better stick to flying rather than sailing.'