The World, or at least that part of it which encompasses Oaklands Park, Beech Grove and The Dene, is braced for another day of revelations from the BitchiLeaks suburban gossip site which, some claim, has done irreperable damage to social relations since it went live thirteen days ago.
Some key revelations so far are:
Pauline from number 8 Oaklands Park, just down from Mrs Harper (you know, the one with the hip) and diagonally across from the Robinsons - yes, that's right, the ones who had that incident with the fruitcake, has had her hair dyed the same colour as her nose. It's the drink probably, or perhaps it's the fact that you can't keep a nose that size out of the sun even in the depths of winter.
Jocelyn from number 12 actually went through Harriet's schoolbag when Harriet was visiting Jemma for tea, trying to find out what reading band she is in. When will she realise that, Jemma, while a sweet kid, just isn't that academic and certainly can't compete with Harriet?
The reason the Harrison's managed to sell their house so quickly was that it was at a knockdown price. If they hadn't sold it by the end of the month, some of the husband's associates would have felt obliged to knee-cap him over a gambling debt. They're living in a caravan in Selsey now you know.
Ben, the Pilbury's youngest is dealing drugs and even boasting about it on Facebook. Why the police haven't got him yet is a wonder. But perhaps it's to do with his dad's job at the Council.
More soon.
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Day 13 and BitchiLeaks continues to wreak havoc across the world.
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