“I get all my presents on Christmas Eve from the 24-hour petrol station on the bypass”, boasts Jim Sanders, with misplaced pride. “For the kids I get furry dice, tubs of Swarfega and maybe one of those air fresheners in the shape of a fir tree. For the wife it’s generally a five-litre can of engine oil. High-performance oil, you understand, no rubbish. People make such a fuss about buying Christmas presents, but if you’re a busy man and and really don’t give a toss about anyone but yourself, you can be done and dusted in twenty minutes, tops”...
Sales executive fulfils all gift-buying obligations in “twenty minutes, tops”...
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I like this.
Could become a lifestyle guru. I mean, if Cherie B can have one.......
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