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Pink Floyd son begins life of unemployment - "Sign on, you Lazy Dickhead"
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Hurrumph
offlineMemberCan you try a bit harder, please? This would be a half-smile-raising Facebook status update, but it's just not enough for a site that's supposed to be for people who are already half-good at writing funny news stories.
I genuinely wish you well, but maybe try posting your subs on Facebook first, and if your friends all laugh at them, then try them here.
It would be a real shame for the few excellent submissions here to be drowned by people half-heartedly trying stuff out without really thinking about it, so please take the editor's advice and leave your stuff to ferment for a few days before posting just the very best.
All the best to you, sir.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Scroat
offlineMemberCan you try a bit harder, please? This would be a half-smile-raising Facebook status update, but it's just not enough for a site that's supposed to be for people who are already half-good at writing funny news stories.
I genuinely wish you well, but maybe try posting your subs on Facebook first, and if your friends all laugh at them, then try them here.
It would be a real shame for the few excellent submissions here to be drowned by people half-heartedly trying stuff out without really thinking about it, so please take the editor's advice and leave your stuff to ferment for a few days before posting just the very best.
All the best to you, sir.
Posted 2 years ago # -
the coarse whisperer
offlineMemberCould you please just fucking kill yourself, please?
I don't know if you're aware of this, but this sort of half-hearted drivel produced life-endangering brain fog in decent tax-payers who will consequently be unable to distinguish decent subs from rubbish. So please take your mother's advice and help yourself to a postpartum abortion.
All the worst to you, sir.
Posted 2 years ago #
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