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Started 6 years ago by Doylem
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Doylem

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Posted 6 years ago #
IABP

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Her waxwork(s) was kinda impressive. It actually looked like her.
I suppose if you're going to be rich and famous then you may as well look like a complete tosser doing it.

No one will understand why this comment is about a female waxwork. It's edgy stuff.

Posted 6 years ago #
Dumbnews

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How about Stephen Hawkings?

Posted 6 years ago #
IABP

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I hope so, every time I pull the string on his back he just says 'Black Holes - I've got no idea'

Posted 6 years ago #
Doylem

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[quote]How about Stephen Hawkings? [quote]

Yes, better...

Posted 6 years ago #
Dumbnews

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Chinese hackers restore Stephen Hawking to "factory settings"

Posted 6 years ago #
IABP

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^^^^^ That was a FP about a month ago

Posted 6 years ago #
bonjonelson

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How about

"Stephen Hawkins continually reboots after failed upgrade"

Posted 6 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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A Stephen Hawking Action Figure? Genius. This is worth working up - "Toymakers Mattell produce Stephen hawking Action Figure". Lots to fill in with the story then - including IABP's line - plus "Event Horizon - what a crap movie" and, of course "Exterminate, Exterminate!". There's lots of scope for detachable wheelchair accessories, and "realistic Glasses". Anyone care to pitch in?

Posted 6 years ago #
ronseal

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Microsoft is going to buy Stephen Hawking, and then do nothing with him so people gradually lose interest.

Posted 6 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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No, but really: does anyone know whether his OS is DOS, UNIX or Linux?

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