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Quaz
offlineMemberOk, given that exploits in Tesco are a bit dull lets throw some sharks in the pool and see the thrashing around.
Would it really be such a bad thing to nuke Iran?
Jordan: snog, marry, avoid, or put on trial in the Hague?
Given that he's probably quite cheap right now, would you hire Gary Gliter to perform at a birthday party?Posted 3 years ago # -
Mary Evans
offlineMemberI love you Rikkor. Although I'm sorry you're not enjoying the heady mix of personal ailments, 60s discographies, comedienne vendettas and the curiously frequent need to draw attention to one's credits on the FP, which we've all read anyway. I think it's a gas, although if it would make you feel better, I'm sure Stunts, Jen, myself and other mothers on the forum haven't scratched the surface of our childbirth anecdotes. I've got a corker about my daughter's retained placenta...
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Des Custard
offlineMemberYour daughter has a retained placenta?
(Doncha just love the way comments fall out of turn on here. It's like an after lunch conversation in the old folks home.)
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Stan Laurel
offlineMemberDepends what he's going to perform, Quaz.
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Des Custard
offlineMember...or indeed the Quentin Crisp Nursing Home.
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Des Custard
offlineMemberUse the index finger of your left hand Stoopy
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StoopyDeGunt
offlineMemberQuentin Crisps?
That's brilliant!
If only I'd thought of this when Walkers had that competition to invent a new flavour.
Dust covered potato chips = Quentin Crisps!
(He never liked to dust his flat, he told Radio 4, because he said it was "soooooooo un-nair-cess-hairy")
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI think someone's been using your garlic in a manner previously discussed Scroat.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThere's nothing I like more than a good root.
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